The Incorporated States of Central Azucarera de San Antonio is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.437 billion Central Azucarera de San Antonioans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Passi City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Central Azucarera de San Antonioan economy, worth 729 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 212,119 Pesos, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 892,503 per year while the poor average 32,714, a ratio of 27.3 to 1.

The backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me, school uniforms are compulsory, libraries have replaced overdue book fines with mandatory mental health assessments, and popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Central Azucarera de San Antonio's national animal is the sugar cane, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Central Azucarera de San Antonio is ranked 14,709^th in the world and 5^th in The Lunch Table for Most Developed, scoring 88.42 on the Human Development Index.