The United Provinces of Central American Alliance is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Nayib Bukele with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 17.451 billion Central Americans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amapala. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Central American economy, worth a remarkable 1,204 trillion Quetzals a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,049 Quetzals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every day's an auto-de-fé day, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, priests are being drafted by the church load, and teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Central American Alliance's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Central American Alliance is ranked 49,240^th in the world and 12^th in Greater Middle East for Highest Poor Incomes, with 55,995.54 Standard Monetary Units.