The Psychotic Aztec Empire of Centeocihuatl is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Montezuma V with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.799 billion Centeocihuatlans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ueyaltepetl Iuiyaoyotl. The average income tax rate is 82.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Centeocihuatlan economy, worth 746 trillion quachtlis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 155,606 quachtlis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy, police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races, and badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centeocihuatl's national animal is the jaguar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Nahuatl.

Centeocihuatl is ranked 285,818^th in the world and 56^th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Highest Food Quality, scoring 4.55 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.