The Ruthless Redactors of Censors is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Censorer with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 4.624 billion Censorsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Redacted. The average income tax rate is 44.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Censorsian economy, worth 190 trillion petitions a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,232 petitions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it, and Censorer has just been declared ruler of Censors in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Censors's national animal is the owl, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Censors is ranked 97,049^th in the world and 1^st in Wind of Spirits in Exile for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,774.28 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.