The Catholic Kingdom of Celtland is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Brendan XIII with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 9.077 billion Celts have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dubhglas. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Celtic economy, worth 640 trillion Euros a year, is highly specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,466 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Orange trees find it's not easy being green, children who drop their ice cream are fined for littering, political gridlock ensues as even the most innocuous legislation is vetoed by the Supreme Court for potential civil rights violations, and schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celtland's national animal is the Corgi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Celtland is ranked 171,203^rd in the world and 13^th in Ireland for Most Developed, scoring 54.61 on the Human Development Index.