Most Advanced Public Transport: 7thLowest Crime Rates: 21stLargest Black Market: 21st
The Armed Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Dílis go Bás
Donn
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Celtician

Population21.621 billion

CapitalTech Duinn
LeaderDonn
FaithThe Order of Donn

CurrencyOricalcum
AnimalWolf

The Armed Republic of Celtician is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Donn with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, vat-grown people, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.621 billion Celts are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tech Duinn. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Celticianian economy, worth an astonishing 17,640 trillion Oricalcums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 815,901 Oricalcums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, every workday begins with group therapy, the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders, and babysitters are a thing of the past. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Celtician's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Order of Donn.

Celtician is ranked 193,917th in the world and 6,475th in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.69 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 7thLowest Crime Rates: 21stLargest Black Market: 21stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22ndHighest Poor Incomes: 28thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 30thLargest Governments: 36thHighest Average Incomes: 37thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 42ndMost Corrupt Governments: 44thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 45thMost Subsidized Industry: 45thHighest Average Tax Rates: 49thMost Advanced Public Education: 52ndHighest Economic Output: 109thLargest Information Technology Sector: 136thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 152ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 219thSmartest Citizens: 247thMost Efficient Economies: 368thLargest Publishing Industry: 484thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 486thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 946thMost Devout: 978thLargest Mining Sector: 1,012thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,230thMost Cultured: 1,260thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,596thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,983rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,017thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,350thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,385thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,401stTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,492ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,913thHealthiest Citizens: 5,618thMost Stationary: 5,691stLargest Populations: 6,235thMost Authoritarian: 6,560thTop
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Most Influential: 12,089thMost Developed: 13,195thMost Extreme: 22,954thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,220th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 46th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 51st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 52nd in the regionMost Devout: 52nd in the regionMost Cultured: 55th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 86th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 87th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 93rd in the regionMost Stationary: 97th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 101st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 109th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 122nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 123rd in the regionLargest Populations: 172nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 193rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 214th in the regionMost Influential: 271st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 285th in the regionMost Extreme: 290th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 721st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 765th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, babysitters are a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Celtician was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • : Celtician was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, Donn's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site.

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