Most Advanced Public Transport: 7thMost Patriotic: 12thHighest Poor Incomes: 15th
The Armed Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Dílis go Bás
Donn
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Celtician

Population25.378 billion

CapitalTech Duinn
LeaderDonn
FaithThe Order of Donn

CurrencyOricalcum
AnimalWolf

The Armed Republic of Celtician is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Donn with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, infamous sell-swords, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.378 billion Celts are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tech Duinn. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Celticianian economy, worth an astonishing 21,890 trillion Oricalcums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 862,563 Oricalcums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, doughnut-makers claim their products are healthy because they are fortified with vitamins, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness, and rocket boots and thermal detonators have become standard-issue military gear. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celtician's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Order of Donn.

Celtician is ranked 299,907th in the world and 10,338th in Lazarus for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -24.88 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 7thMost Patriotic: 12thHighest Poor Incomes: 15thLargest Black Market: 18thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24thLowest Crime Rates: 25thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28thHighest Average Incomes: 28thLargest Governments: 31stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 41stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 42ndMost Corrupt Governments: 46thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 49thHighest Average Tax Rates: 52ndMost Advanced Public Education: 67thMost Subsidized Industry: 76thHighest Economic Output: 85thLargest Information Technology Sector: 140thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 151stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 156thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 225thSmartest Citizens: 234thMost Efficient Economies: 394thLargest Publishing Industry: 511thMost Devout: 765thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,002ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,049thLargest Mining Sector: 1,094thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,233rdMost Cultured: 1,282ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,797thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,066thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,194thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,342ndLargest Welfare Programs: 2,513thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 3,526thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,577thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,985thMost Stationary: 4,839thLargest Populations: 5,762ndMost Authoritarian: 6,581stHighest Food Quality: 7,239thMost Influential: 13,495thMost Developed: 13,891stTop
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Most Conservative: 19,568thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,922ndMost Extreme: 26,492nd
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 21st in the regionMost Devout: 40th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 44th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 44th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 47th in the regionMost Cultured: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 52nd in the regionMost Stationary: 85th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 86th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 99th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 106th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 112th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 126th in the regionLargest Populations: 160th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 161st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 169th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 176th in the regionMost Extreme: 195th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 201st in the regionMost Influential: 274th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 346th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 673rd in the regionMost Conservative: 699th in the regionMost Developed: 790th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, rocket boots and thermal detonators have become standard-issue military gear.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, doughnut-makers claim their products are healthy because they are fortified with vitamins.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Celticianian satellites can detect it.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same.

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