Most Advanced Public Transport: 8thLargest Black Market: 20thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21st
The Armed Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Dílis go Bás
Donn
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Celtician

Population20.015 billion

CapitalTech Duinn
LeaderDonn
FaithThe Order of Donn

CurrencyOricalcum
AnimalWolf

The Armed Republic of Celtician is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Donn with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, prohibition of alcohol, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.015 billion Celts are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tech Duinn. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Celticianian economy, worth an astonishing 15,837 trillion Oricalcums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 791,292 Oricalcums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Max Barry is this year's Miss Celtician, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", nephews and nieces of the monarch resort to begging from relatives in palace halls, and unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Celtician's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Order of Donn.

Celtician is ranked 201,175th in the world and 7,454th in Lazarus for Fattest Citizens, with 5.08 Obesity Rate.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 8thLargest Black Market: 20thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21stLowest Crime Rates: 25thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 30thLargest Governments: 36thHighest Average Incomes: 38thMost Corrupt Governments: 40thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 42ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 45thMost Subsidized Industry: 46thHighest Average Tax Rates: 49thMost Advanced Public Education: 54thHighest Poor Incomes: 59thLargest Information Technology Sector: 132ndHighest Economic Output: 134thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 145thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 240thSmartest Citizens: 260thMost Efficient Economies: 368thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 476thLargest Publishing Industry: 545thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 677thLargest Mining Sector: 1,024thMost Devout: 1,131stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,190thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,219thMost Cultured: 1,370thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,277thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,311thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,462ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,850thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,052ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,429thMost Authoritarian: 4,900thMost Stationary: 5,979thHealthiest Citizens: 6,179thLargest Populations: 6,400thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,744thTop
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Most Conservative: 11,284thMost Influential: 11,775thMost Developed: 12,196thMost Extreme: 16,884th
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Largest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 22nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 29th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 55th in the regionMost Cultured: 59th in the regionMost Devout: 59th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 62nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 73rd in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 97th in the regionMost Stationary: 98th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 101st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 113th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 121st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 137th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 169th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 184th in the regionLargest Populations: 189th in the regionMost Extreme: 219th in the regionMost Influential: 278th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 328th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 432nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 476th in the regionMost Developed: 692nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, nephews and nieces of the monarch resort to begging from relatives in palace halls.
  • : Celtician was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, Max Barry is this year's Miss Celtician.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtician, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities.

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