The Republic of Celestial Vengeance 94 is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.634 billion Celestial Vengeance 94ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 24.8%.

The Celestial Vengeance 94ian economy, worth 132 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 50,276 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

People who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size, many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, snitches get riches, and election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celestial Vengeance 94's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Celestial Vengeance 94 is ranked 131,747^th in the world and 2,021^st in eta for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,783.91 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.