The Republic of Celestial Vengeance 25 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.745 billion Celestial Vengeance 25ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 27.8%.

The Celestial Vengeance 25ian economy, worth 110 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,207 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority, town welcome signs list corporate sponsors, and foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celestial Vengeance 25's national animal is the porpoise.

Celestial Vengeance 25 is ranked 262,202^nd in the world and 3^rd in The Empire of dogea for Nicest Citizens, with 4.49 average smiles per day.