The Emerald Green Forest of Ceapoyce is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Cea Cerulean with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, lack of airports, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 12.36 billion Ceapoyceans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Environment, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aureasilva. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Ceapoycean economy, worth 890 trillion Forest Dimes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 72,035 Forest Dimes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Genetic research has been halted, the treehouse in Citrine-Furred Raccoon Park is the tallest building in Ceapoyce, government officials who do an offal job get smoked, and the national anthem is considered broadly offensive to those who don't believe in The Worshipping of the Earth. Crime is totally unknown. Ceapoyce's national animal is the Citrine-Furred Raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Worshipping of the Earth.

Ceapoyce is ranked 3,915^th in the world and 4^th in Equinox for Nicest Citizens, with 53.66 average smiles per day.