The Emerald Green Forest of Ceapoyce is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Cea Cerulean with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, fear of technology, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 9.15 billion Ceapoyceans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aureasilva. The average income tax rate is 74.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Ceapoycean economy, worth 714 trillion Forest Dimes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 78,042 Forest Dimes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stoogery and pratfalls are about as scathingly clever as Ceapoycean humor gets, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, and families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs. Crime is totally unknown. Ceapoyce's national animal is the Citrine-Furred Raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Worshipping of the Earth.

Ceapoyce is ranked 261,719^th in the world and 21^st in Equinox for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -31.27 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.