The Federal Republic of Cazdou is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Chae-Kyan Yuul with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.547 billion Luchisians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hanye-Won. The average income tax rate is 40.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Luchisian economy, worth 113 trillion Shyins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,649 Shyins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, and the internet has been placed under government control. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cazdou's national animal is the Luchisian Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Shianitism and Islam.

Cazdou is ranked 30,633^rd in the world and 19^th in Lonia Kreptia Llor for Most Cultured, scoring 79 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.