The Union of Communal Socialist Republics is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Comrade President Félix Vidal with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.427 billion Communards are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lutèce. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Communard economy, worth 208 trillion Crédetas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 85,855 Crédetas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Board shorts have replaced board rooms, an underground group of geologists hides new discoveries to protect them from being destroyed in the name of safety, some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communal Socialist Republics's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Communal Socialist Republics is ranked 80,612^th in the world and 44^th in Lonia Kreptia Llor for Highest Average Incomes, with 85,855.8 Standard Monetary Units.