The Republic of Cauzballhe is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory military service, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.892 billion Cauzballheans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 43.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cauzballhean economy, worth a remarkable 1,966 trillion Evil Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 285,390 Evil Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers, and the overhead luggage compartment is often full. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cauzballhe's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cauzballhe is ranked 202,192^nd in the world and 98^th in Worlds of Colors for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -3.16 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.