Largest Agricultural Sector: 255thMost Patriotic: 359thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 859th
The Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy
Evil has no limit
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Cauzballhe

Population6.711 billion

CurrencyEvil Dollar
AnimalDodo

The Republic of Cauzballhe is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, avant-garde cinema, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.711 billion Cauzballheans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 38.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cauzballhean economy, worth a remarkable 1,857 trillion Evil Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 276,739 Evil Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', binoculars sales are at an all-time high, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, and agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cauzballhe's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cauzballhe is ranked 39,825th in the world and 20th in Worlds of Colors for Most Stationary, with 1,136.13700203852 days.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 255thMost Patriotic: 359thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 859thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,072ndMost Armed: 1,741stMost Devout: 2,392ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,392ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,453rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,668thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,744thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 3,133rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,831stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,968thLargest Black Market: 4,127thHealthiest Citizens: 5,873rdLowest Crime Rates: 6,260thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,232ndLargest Mining Sector: 10,584thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,691stSmartest Citizens: 11,383rdBest Weather: 11,474thHighest Economic Output: 13,710thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 15,394thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,800thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,082ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,468thMost Efficient Economies: 18,877thLargest Governments: 21,739thMost Influential: 23,892ndMost Beautiful Environments: 24,192ndMost Developed: 27,170thMost Subsidized Industry: 28,448thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 28,667thMost Inclusive: 29,083rd
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Income Equality: 9th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Patriotic: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cauzballhe, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Cauzballhe, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
  • : Following new legislation in Cauzballhe, binoculars sales are at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Cauzballhe, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
  • : Following new legislation in Cauzballhe, women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested.
  • : Following new legislation in Cauzballhe, Cauzballhe City is a police state during international summits.
  • : Following new legislation in Cauzballhe, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
  • : Cauzballhe was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Cauzballhe, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Cauzballhe, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.

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