The State of Caudillos is a titanic, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 20.923 billion Caudillosians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 47.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Caudillosian economy, worth 605 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 28,929 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine, bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble, and Caudillos has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caudillos's national animal is the deer.

Caudillos is ranked 196,143^rd in the world and 1^st in Republic of Venezuela for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 961.75 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.