The Carinthian Catholic Realm of Carinth is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by King Caspian with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, devout population of 16.247 billion Carinthians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carinthia. The average income tax rate is 28.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Carinthian economy, worth 772 trillion Aureuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 47,552 Aureuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wolves are considered a delicacy, concussed Wolfball players cannot remember their lineup position, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, and children often kick Wolves for amusement. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Carinth's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Carinthian Catholicism.

Carinth is ranked 97,370^th in the world and 23^rd in Tarkin for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 962.81 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.