The Republic of Cargill is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning mantis shrimp population. The hard-working population of 1.315 billion Cargillians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 16.7%.

The Cargillian economy, worth 60.4 trillion doubloons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 45,945 doubloons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cargill's national animal is the mantis shrimp.

Cargill is ranked 147,393^rd in the world and 7,242^nd in Lazarus for Rudest Citizens, with 49.93 insults per minute.