The Borderlands of Cardmania90099 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.065 billion Cardmania90099ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 80.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania90099ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,158 trillion Euros a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 195,109 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets, and citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania90099's national animal is the Giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cardmania90099 is ranked 7,182^nd in the world and 94^th in Lily for Most Corrupt Governments, with 185.33 kickbacks per hour.