The Sultanate of Cardmania90089 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its public floggings, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 11.031 billion Cardmania90089ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 87.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania90089ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,167 trillion Euros a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 196,464 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons, and criticism of Leader is considered unpatriotic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania90089's national animal is the Giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cardmania90089 is ranked 7,434^th in the world and 98^th in Lily for Most Corrupt Governments, with 182.05 kickbacks per hour.