The Dominion of Cardmania90031 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its public floggings, infamous sell-swords, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 11.139 billion Cardmania90031ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania90031ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,349 trillion Yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 210,900 Yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, Leader reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers, and the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania90031's national animal is the Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cardmania90031 is ranked 280,791^st in the world and 93^rd in Lily for Highest Food Quality, scoring 5.79 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.