The Fiefdom of Cardmania900122 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, digital currency, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 10.825 billion Cardmania900122ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania900122ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,468 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 228,061 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, the military struggles with recruitment, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution, and poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cardmania900122's national animal is the Vulture, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Cardmania900122 is ranked 27,761^st in the world and 108^th in Lily for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.1 law-abiding acts per hour.