The Dominion of Card Hellhound 5 is a tiny, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy and enforced nudity. The quiet, industrious population of 9 million Card Hellhound 5ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 33.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Card Hellhound 5ian economy, worth 308 billion Linguins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Basket Weaving, Soda Sales, Trout Farming, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 34,253 Linguins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned, coalition governments are essential to passing new laws, euthanasia is illegal, and public nudity is compulsory. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Hellhound 5's national animal is the Hellhound.

Card Hellhound 5 is ranked 72,398^th in the world and 1^st in Hellhound Forest for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 70.11 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.