The Dominion of Card Hellhound is a large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 148 million Card Hellhoundians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 36.8%.

The Card Hellhoundian economy, worth 9.24 trillion Linguins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,435 Linguins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians literally speak literally, group hugs break out during floor votes, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, and the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Hellhound's national animal is the Hellhound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Card Hellhound is ranked 224,552^nd in the world and 5^th in Hellhound Forest for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 32.4 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.