The Community of Card for Bob12 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 7.367 billion Card for Bob12ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of hyrule. The average income tax rate is 52.2%.

The powerhouse Card for Bob12ian economy, worth 640 trillion guilders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 86,962 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Suburban families are finding themselves increasingly short on food as they waste precious water on their lawns, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, the sun now sets on the Card for Bob12ian Empire, and the banshee wail foretells skies of death. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card for Bob12's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Card for Bob12 is ranked 81,316^th in the world and 5^th in Hyrule for Most Corrupt Governments, with 20 kickbacks per hour.