The Community of Card for Bob1 is a titanic, efficient nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, ritual sacrifices, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.882 billion Card for Bob1ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Public Transport receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hyrule. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Card for Bob1ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,548 trillion deniers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,171 deniers, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time, apples shaped like baguettes have become a strange new food fad, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, and park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card for Bob1's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Card for Bob1 is ranked 279,562^nd in the world and 8^th in Hyrule for Most Politically Free, scoring 17 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.