The Colony of Carconian Outpost is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its smutty television, lack of airports, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.035 billion Carconians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Lazura. The average income tax rate is 52.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Carconian economy, worth 39.5 trillion Varis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,194 Varis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government finds the idea of having an army to be rather distasteful, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, bungee jumpers rarely go splat, and Carconians seem to be catching more chills. Crime is almost non-existent. Carconian Outpost's national animal is the Sylveran Meadow Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Carconian Outpost is ranked 291,389^th in the world and 162^nd in Forest for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 18,142.57 Standard Monetary Units.