The Republic of Capitalist Gerry is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 865 million Capitalist Gerryians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.0%.

The very strong Capitalist Gerryian economy, worth 68.7 trillion Geralds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 79,433 Geralds, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, a few people seem to spend their whole time complaining, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, and the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Capitalist Gerry's national animal is the Salamander, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Capitalist Gerry is ranked 298,724^th in the world and 15^th in Dude Empire for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -4.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.