The Armed Republic of CamerWoon is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Joseph Rivlinksy with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 17.048 billion CamerWoonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Antonio. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.3%.

The frighteningly efficient CamerWoonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,078 trillion Woos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 239,247 Woos, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

People transfer their assets to bank accounts in Manamana before getting divorced, being doxxed on social media is now mandatory, today's secret ingredients are blood, sweat, and tears, and apples shaped like baguettes have become a strange new food fad. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CamerWoon's national animal is the Snowy Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Judaism.

CamerWoon is ranked 298,409^th in the world and 75^th in Tarkin for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -10.62 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.