The Kingdom of Camelot is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space and frequent executions. The quiet, industrious population of 4.281 billion Camelotians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 27.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Camelotian economy, worth 220 trillion Eagles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 51,620 Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Camelot's many privately-owned prisons, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', the police force is on a recruitment drive, and army rations are served on silver platters. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Camelot's national animal is the Lion.

Camelot is ranked 97,758^th in the world and 9^th in Avalon for Highest Drug Use, scoring 182.99 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.