The Most Serene Republic of CALlFORNlA is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.459 billion CALlFORNlAians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 30.3%.

The CALlFORNlAian economy, worth 569 trillion florins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,485 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

The breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in CALlFORNlA, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded, and the government is frequently held to ransom by the increasing demands of bloodthirsty pirates. Crime is almost non-existent. CALlFORNlA's national animal is the turtle.

CALlFORNlA is ranked 264,091^st in the world and 1^st in RMB for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 693.76 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.