The Kingdom of Calibria is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 371 million Calibrians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Calibrian economy, worth 25.0 trillion Sesterces a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,370 Sesterces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night, politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, and relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Calibria's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Calibria is ranked 299,028^th in the world and 67^th in Catholic for Rudest Citizens, with 10.94 insults per minute.