The Republic of Caked Crusader 2 is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 322 million Caked Crusader 2ians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Caked Crusader 2ian economy, worth 3.31 trillion liberal tears a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 10,290 liberal tears, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caked Crusader 2's national animal is the comrade, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caked Crusader 2 is ranked 47,655^th in the world and 2^nd in Antifascist Airport 312 for Highest Drug Use, scoring 283.25 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.