The Republic of Caiolendi is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by segundo caio with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.104 billion mutiplos Caios have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fábrica de caios II. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient caioliano economy, worth 576 trillion Dodôs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 185,673 Dodôs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, and skin-tone prom dresses are more unpopular than ever. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caiolendi's national animal is the Dólar de caio, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Caiolendi is ranked 13,780^th in the world and 15^th in The Global Elite for Highest Average Incomes, with 185,673.96 Standard Monetary Units.