The Particularly Grand Duchy of Caffeinneburg is a behemoth, orderly nation, ruled by Archduke Mister Chris VI with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 51.853 billion Caffeinneburgians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Environment, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Public Transport aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caffeinneburg City. The average income tax rate is 23.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Caffeinneburgian economy, worth a remarkable 2,721 trillion orichalks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 52,481 orichalks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, the government is spending billions of taxpayer orichalks to support the Pizza Delivery industry, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and Caffeinneburg's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caffeinneburg's national animal is the alzabo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caffeinneburg is ranked 320,123^rd in the world and 37^th in North America for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -174.28 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.