The Constitutional Monarchy of Caesaraugusta is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Wilhelmina II with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.555 billion Caesaraugustans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cæsarea Borealis. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Caesaraugustan economy, worth 387 trillion Florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 108,965 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, theatre audiences often need a telescope to see the stage, and Queen Wilhelmina II is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caesaraugusta's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is None.

Caesaraugusta is ranked 300,652^nd in the world and 74^th in Nordic Lands for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -7.75 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.