The Hyper-Dimensional Neo-Nexus of Caelestius is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Master Rex Mundi with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 30.225 billion Caelestis enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, corrupt, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ascension. The average income tax rate is 1.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Caelestiusian economy, worth a remarkable 7,715 trillion Manas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 255,257 Manas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings, tabloids coo over Master Rex Mundi's expected child, and military funding has been stripped back. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Caelestius's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Supermaterialism.

Caelestius is ranked 41,393^rd in the world and 42^nd in Capitalist Paradise for Most Corrupt Governments, with 51.77 kickbacks per hour.