The Republic of C anadza is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.273 billion C anadzans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 49.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped C anadzan economy, worth 89.4 trillion bitcoins a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,330 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary, and seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. C anadza's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

C anadza is ranked 195,919^th in the world and 14^th in Asian Cooperation Pact for Largest Populations, with 2.27 billion capita.