The Brachycardian Boozers of Buzzed Cavemen is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Afto Thunder with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.44 billion Buzzed Cavemenians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Peoria. The average income tax rate is 7.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Buzzed Cavemenian economy, worth 590 trillion beers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 79,363 beers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, and minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Buzzed Cavemen's national animal is the party animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Drunken Defender Moralism.

Buzzed Cavemen is ranked 32,651^st in the world and 91^st in The Yamada Ryo Star Warriors for Highest Drug Use, scoring 340.99 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.