The IX of Bulgorian FMM is a titanic, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, avowedly heterosexual populace, and smutty television. The hard-nosed population of 20.128 billion Kashiks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pleven. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The thriving Bulgorian FMMian economy, worth a remarkable 1,859 trillion Levs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 92,403 Levs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and child shoplifters spend half their youth behind bars. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bulgorian FMM's national animal is the Wild Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bulgorian FMM is ranked 88,860^th in the world and 6^th in Soviet Union for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,706.83 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.