The Republic of Buewye is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Judocus Makana with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 19.871 billion Buewyeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Environment, although Administration, Healthcare, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Defense isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sawanga. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Buewyean economy, worth a remarkable 2,279 trillion Sliding Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 114,692 Sliding Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mosh pits are a common phenomenon in Judocus Makana's political rallies, if someone says there's plenty of living space in Buewye they're lyin', religious dissidents are heartless and cold-blooded, and a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Buewye's national animal is the White Ibis, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nalani.

Buewye is ranked 186,462^nd in the world and 10^th in The Slide Countries for Most Extreme, scoring 15.25 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.