The Republic of Buewye is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Judocus Makana with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and conspicuous electricity pylons. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 19.994 billion Buewyeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Environment, although Administration, Healthcare, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Defense isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sawanga. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Buewyean economy, worth a remarkable 2,322 trillion Sliding Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 116,142 Sliding Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, death is nobody's business, the threat of economic apocalypse brings out the best in people, and top government officials are seen nervously grocery shopping among the general public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Buewye's national animal is the White Ibis, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nalani.

Buewye is ranked 5,240^th in the world and 2^nd in The Slide Countries for Most Cultured, scoring 153 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.