The Republic of Buenos Aires Argentina is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its complete lack of public education, restrictive gun laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 12.775 billion Buenos Aires Argentinos are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Industry and Defense are also considered important, while Welfare and Administration receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The thriving Buenos Aires Argentinan economy, worth 569 trillion Pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 44,571 Pesos, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 186,654 per year while the poor average 6,929, a ratio of 26.9 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, and organ donation rates have hit a new low. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Buenos Aires Argentina's national animal is the Andean Condor, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Buenos Aires Argentina is ranked 27,169^th in the world and 1^st in Real World Nations for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 7,362.07 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.