The Commonwealthist Repvblic of Bucharestian is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by General Constantinescu with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.072 billion Oryanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bucharestian. The average income tax rate is 41.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Oryanian economy, worth 246 trillion RONS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 60,563 RONS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a hole in the heart of every Oryanian city, jaw strain is an increasingly common ailment, state media features lively debates such as whether pineapple on pizza is an acceptable topping, and Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bucharestian's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Bucharestian is ranked 60,271^st in the world and 3^rd in Union of Athlantis for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 4,897.66 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.