The Constitutional Monarchy of Brythonea is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by King Ædward with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.714 billion Brythons are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Refoer. The average income tax rate is 18.7%.

The Brythonian economy, worth 181 trillion Cals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 48,758 Cals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Bars are packed at all hours, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, and Córae has been named as Brythonea's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. Brythonea's national animal is the Badger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Córae.

Brythonea is ranked 182,805^th in the world and 45^th in Disney World for Most Developed, scoring 53.4 on the Human Development Index.