The Kingdom of Bryce is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bryce with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 28.664 billion Bryceans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Defense, Education, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bryce City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.6%.

The very strong Brycean economy, worth a remarkable 1,375 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 47,987 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 156,603 per year while the poor average 11,061, a ratio of 14.2 to 1.

Criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, the revelation that people were sexist in the past is apparently front page news, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, and movie references are legally admissible in court. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bryce's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bryce is ranked 16,494^th in the world and 9^th in Equilism for Most Conservative, scoring 84.83 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.