The Colony of British Bermuda is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its burgeoning Bermuda Petrel population. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.212 billion Bermudians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy receives no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The strong Bermudian economy, worth 137 trillion Bermudian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 62,154 Bermudian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. British Bermuda's national animal is the Bermuda Petrel.

British Bermuda is ranked 142,070^th in the world and 41^st in The Mood for Most Developed, scoring 56.71 on the Human Development Index.