The Zombie Free Federal Republic of Brexas is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Ernest T Bass with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 16.889 billion Brexans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kathleen. The average income tax rate is 3.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Brexasian economy, worth a remarkable 9,265 trillion rocks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 548,615 rocks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers', fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers, and running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Brexas's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Evangelical Lutheran Church of America.

Brexas is ranked 294,326^th in the world and 6^th in The Remote Highlands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.69 law-abiding acts per hour.