
| Population | 12.015 billion |
| Capital | Buföldvár |
| Leader | President of the Republic György Vaszoly |
| Faith | State atheism |
| Currency | Áling |
| Animal | Mole |
The Democratic Republic of Bredal is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by President of the Republic György Vaszoly with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, avowedly heterosexual populace, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.015 billion Bredaliens are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Buföldvár. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.7%.
The frighteningly efficient bredalien economy, worth a remarkable 7,790 trillion Álings a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 648,409 Álings, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,648,254 per year while the poor average 11,613, a ratio of 486 to 1.
On graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, tourist operators promise visitors tours of live burning shipwrecks and plane crash sites, and sections of the police receive paramilitary training. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bredal's national animal is the Mole, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is State atheism.
Bredal is ranked 326,234th in the world and 24th in Calme Ybovien for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -11.76 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Bredal's influence in Calme Ybovien rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
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Bredal, sections of the police receive paramilitary training.
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Bredal, tourist operators promise visitors tours of live burning shipwrecks and plane crash sites.
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Bredal, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
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Bredal, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons.
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Bredal, designer cars make no distinction between poor people and speed bumps.
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Bredal, those on cloud nine have been relocated to cloud negative six.
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Bredal, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
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Bredal, it's always rabbit season.
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Bredal, parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children.














































