The Periodic Uncertainty Chart of Breaking Badlands is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Heisenberg in the Fugue State with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The quiet, industrious population of 20.938 billion Breaking Badlanders are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Albuquerque. The average income tax rate is 52.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Breaking Badass economy, worth a remarkable 1,561 trillion cooks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 74,578 cooks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Decongestants have replaced cooks in street transactions, taxpayer money is hard at work exorcizing laundry, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, and veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Breaking Badlands's national animal is the pollos hermano, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Crystal Methadism.

Breaking Badlands is ranked 85,236^th in the world and 2^nd in Badlands for Nicest Citizens, with 15.09 average smiles per day.