The Free Land of Bosakstan is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Janusz Korwin-Mikke with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.132 billion Bosakstanians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Bosakstanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,489 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 113,444 rubles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 923,291 per year while the poor average 3,047, a ratio of 302 to 1.

Relatives of recent award winners find their trophies make stylish urns, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors, smog in Warsaw is so bad that fresh air bottles are sold by street vendors, and weather reports simply advise Bosakstanians to 'look outside'. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bosakstan's national animal is the kuc, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman-Polish Catholicism.

Bosakstan is ranked 330,499^th in the world and 3^rd in The Bokoen Federation for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -16.93 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.