The Beatified Building Brickface of Borf Brigades is a titanic, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.814 billion Borf Brigadiers love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Borf Brigadish economy, worth a remarkable 4,025 trillion tags a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 314,138 tags, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead, large sections of Borf Brigades have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, children's TV shows are having a gay old time, and orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Borf Brigades's national animal is the Borf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Borf Brigades is ranked 207^th in the world and 1^st in Libertarian Socialist Confederation for Nicest Citizens, with 152.18 average smiles per day.