Population | 7.478 billion |
Currency | tags |
Animal | Borf |
The Beatified Building Brickface of Borf Brigades is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.478 billion Borf Brigadiers love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Borf Brigadish economy, worth a remarkable 1,758 trillion tags a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 235,112 tags, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
An aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination", the government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos, and the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Borf Brigades's national animal is the Borf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Borf Brigades is ranked 107,169th in the world and 23rd in The Internationale for Most Stationary, with 385.89480858272 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Borf Brigades, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly.
- : Following new legislation in Borf Brigades, the government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos.
- : Following new legislation in Borf Brigades, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination".
- : Following new legislation in Borf Brigades, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time.
- : Following new legislation in Borf Brigades, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes.
- : Following new legislation in Borf Brigades, the true length of the coastline of Borf Brigades may never be measured.
- : Following new legislation in Borf Brigades, asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response.
- : Following new legislation in Borf Brigades, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air.
- : Following new legislation in Borf Brigades, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers.
- : Following new legislation in Borf Brigades, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it.