Least Corrupt Governments: 159thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 213thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 602nd
The Beatified Building Brickface of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Grownups are obsolete
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Borf Brigades

Population7.478 billion

Currencytags
AnimalBorf

The Beatified Building Brickface of Borf Brigades is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.478 billion Borf Brigadiers love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Borf Brigadish economy, worth a remarkable 1,758 trillion tags a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 235,112 tags, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination", the government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos, and the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Borf Brigades's national animal is the Borf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Borf Brigades is ranked 107,169th in the world and 23rd in The Internationale for Most Stationary, with 385.89480858272 days.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 159thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 213thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 602ndSafest: 692ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 845thNicest Citizens: 851stMost Inclusive: 908thMost Pacifist: 985thHealthiest Citizens: 998thHighest Food Quality: 1,054thMost Developed: 1,137thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,184thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,221stBest Weather: 1,420thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,926thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,940thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,077thMost Cultured: 2,079thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,189thSmartest Citizens: 2,300thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,577thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,638thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,922ndTop
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Largest Governments: 3,043rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,129thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,262ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,283rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,352ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,531stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,772ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,440thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,650thHighest Average Incomes: 6,434thMost Income Equality: 8,859thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,806thMost Secular: 10,162ndMost Subsidized Industry: 11,398thHighest Economic Output: 14,676thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 15,045thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,246th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Borf Brigades, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly.
  • : Following new legislation in Borf Brigades, the government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos.
  • : Following new legislation in Borf Brigades, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination".
  • : Following new legislation in Borf Brigades, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time.
  • : Following new legislation in Borf Brigades, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Borf Brigades, the true length of the coastline of Borf Brigades may never be measured.
  • : Following new legislation in Borf Brigades, asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response.
  • : Following new legislation in Borf Brigades, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air.
  • : Following new legislation in Borf Brigades, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers.
  • : Following new legislation in Borf Brigades, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it.

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